Çok sinirleniyorum ben.
code.google.com - I know, you don’t need codes.
pages.google.com - Surf the government pages.
video.google.com - Use youtube. Oops sorry, use something else.
translate.google.com.tr - Why do you need to translate anything?
docs.google.com - Use paper if you need.
sites.google.com - Sites? Why?
books.google.com - You don’t want to read a book, don’t you?
chrome.google.com - Use Explorer, I like bugs.
sketchup.google.com - It’s forbidden to sketch anything, don’t you know that?
froogle.google.com - It’s too froggy to use.
labs.google.com - I just don't like labs.
mars.google.com - Do you really go to Mars?
moon.google.com - Is there any moon?
notebook.google.com - Note that, there is noo book.
toolbar.google.com - You can borrow my hammer if it’s necessary.
browsersync.google.com - Browser? What is that?
catalog.google.com - Read government catalogs.
codesearch.google.com - I will find your code if you want.
knol.google.com - What do you do with a troll?
dir.google.com - It’s so boring. You don’t need it.
apengine.google.com - Somebody said engine? Give me oil!
health.google.com - I care about healtcare, not Google.
finance.google.com - Can you borrow me a fifty?
contacts.google.com - Ask your headman.
earth.google.com - I love firebenders. What the $#@ is earth?
groups.google.com.tr - Why are they connecting people? Let’s seperate them all.
shopping.google.com - You need shopping too? Unbelieveable!
sky.google.com - Look over, there is your sky.
support.google.com - I’m supporting you, you need Google? What a shame...
tools.google.com - Where is my hammer?
wap.google.com - Wap is wap?
answers.google.com - You have questions? They are also banned.
google-analystics.com - I’m the analyser here, OK?